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A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
The word you use to describe someone who is very sus just like an among us impostor.
P1: YOU SUSSY SANDWICH
LUKE: I AM NOT A SUSSY SANDWICH, STOP YANKING MY CHAINS
Toasted white bread, lettuce, bacon, and melted American cheese.
Holly: I ain’t got money for tomatoes, just gonna have me a nigga sandwich.
When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar
Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?
A threesome that occurs between one young person and two elderly persons.
Yeah I had a leather sandwich with my grandparents last night, meemaw is LOUDDDD
When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.
Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.