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The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.
Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?
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you can tell a girl gives mad head/blowjobs only by her appearance
Josh: “yo mia can suck start a leaf blower”
Eli: “nigga youve never even gotten head”
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National toe sucking day is the day when you can suck anyone’s toes. National toe sucking day is on June 10th.
Let me suck them toes it’s national toe sucking day.
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April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.
Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.
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on august 12th is national suck dick day ! if you don’t suck ya bae’s dick you a lame!
omg it’s national suck dick day
(boy)- suck my dick
(girl) - ofc its national suck dick day !
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baby go on ur knees as if your about to pray
Y baby?
Cuz today is national suck dick day
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Used to show you have no sympathy towards someone. Also can be used to the same affect as 'So there'
Person 1: My cat died today *sob*
Person 2: Aaahh, yah boo sucks to you
or
Person 1: I don't want to watch Dr Who
Person 2: Well we're watching it anyway, so yah boo sucks to you
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