Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.

Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

choke a nig

to smoke a cigarette.

Jon's in the bathroom choking a nig." -- "brb I have to go choke a nig.

Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.

We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.

Choke for coke

A person who performs oral sex in exchange for cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Slick. What's Blondie's situation? Does she choke for Coke?
Dan: You should ask her.

choke fest

Where a woman tries to suck multiple dicks at once,

Jeff: what happened last night??
Chris: me, Brian and Lucas gave penny a choke fest!