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Gemini season is on.
People born this day are known to fuck shit up and be the quirkiest mf out there. Intelligent af, true geniuses.
go own the world bbys
Random guy: What is it about him?
Girl: He’s in 22 may, another gemini. Gotta love it
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A situtation where you have two possible choices, either of which while have negative ramifications for you.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
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Fuck everyone you want. 🤪
Dan- hey lets fuck
Alissa-ew,no
Dan- it’s january 22
Alissa-oh kk.
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national tall girl appreciation day. also national give your 5’8” friend a kiss day.
it’s jan 22, tall girl, i love you!
or
it’s jan 22, come here 5’8” friend!!
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National fuck all pricks day. Not fuc👌🏻k 👈🏻, fuck as in🖕🏻Fuck you.
It’s April 22, national fuck all pricks day.
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whoever is born on this day believes in coca-cola supremacy.
August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*
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