Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

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Tattooed tears

Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone

To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac

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tear-down

Describing the affects of smoking marijuana, being "high", or "blazed". Typically getting tore-down is the result of smoking particularly potent marijuana and is the step after being "buzzed".

"Dammit Heintz, pack it up and let's get tore-down!" or "hook it up with a post-chop tear-down".

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Man Tears

When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears

John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax

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Male tears

The tears of men

He shed male tears because he was emotionally upset

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male tears

A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.

I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me.

Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.

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real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

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