Too take a teen burger from a&w and put a chubby chicken strip in between the burger like a mcgangbang but better
Mcgangbang but better nothing better than a TEENAGE GANGBANG
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A stage most freshman/sophomore girls in high school go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by purchasing black clothes for an "image", cutting themselves for attention, writing in their LiveJournals about why their lives suck, and say that their parents are out to get them. Some become so brain damaged that they run away from home and write really crappy poetry about how nobody has it worse than they do.
Marina: "Cindy's such a drama queen. Why does she have to tell us her life sucks every day?"
Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"
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theyre all emotional...and moodswingy...and annoying! but ho hum...
teenage girls week:
monday: i love you so much babe!!xxxxx
wednesday: your sucha b*tch-keep away from me!!
Friday: im sorry-can we be friends? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sunday: get out of my life you Β£!?& !!!
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A teenager typically around the age of 15-17 who doesnt give a flying fuck what you think about them. They usually have a "weird" taste in music consistent of mainly metal genres. Teenage Dirtbags tend to spend a lot of time in there rooms, which tend to be littered with soda and water bottles. Their clothing can be considered unusual, offten being mainly black or other toned down colors.
Preppy Teen: Man, that loser is such a teenage dirtbag. Look at them, dumbass is smoking weed in a public park, their gonna get caught.
Teenage Dirtbag: I couldn't give a single fuck if I get caught, I really need a smoke rn.
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An Instagram account where there in an air of uncertainly. You donβt know know if the content is satire, or really that idiotic.
If you air on the opinion that the content is satire, the content is absolutely golden, the levels of ironic idiocy are tasteful yet simple, The suple lack of forethought and basic reasoning skills are delightful and invigorating. The arrogance, pristine, self delusion; fantastic!
However, If you take this account for face value, we take a turn for the dark.
A great many questions arise
Is this shit for real? Is soβ¦
Is this the product of our public schools, shitty parenting perhaps?
Maybe both? Is this the result of social media Narcissism? Delusions of grandeur perhaps?
Never has the The Dunning-Kruger effect been applicable.
Regardless of who ever cursed this world giving this creature life, one must ask yourself, can stupidity be so large that is has a center of mass with itβs own gravitational pull? Where is the tylenol?
Phone call *points finger at annoyed teenager*
βThere she is thanos, right there*
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When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.
Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.
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something that describes teenagers. the feeling you get when you get when you're chillen with friends on a summer night, riding with the windows down without a care in the world, or when you get to be with the person you've always wanted. it makes you feel like you're in a john hughes movie.
" he makes me feel like teenage fever when I'm around him."
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