Wendy's Ice

Dirty ice.
Derives from how Wendy's (and other fast food places) sometimes have open air ice machines, letting dust, and other foreign objects fall in.
This should not be ingested or even put in drinks.
Unless you're fond of Herpes and Gonorrhea.

Dave: "Dude, what's wrong?"
Clayton: "I think I have Herpes. I totally had Wendy's ice yesterday."
Dave: "Bad move, man."

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montana's wendies

A shity ass fast-food restaurant were nothing but stoners and old people come to eat, over hyped, employees underpaid, and the owner is usually a dick sucking queef smacker. Place is so damn expensive most have to order off the value menu.

Montana's Wendies,
stoner-ah ya can i get a triple combo
employee-that will be 8 bucks
stoner-HOLY SHIT ill just get 43 jbcs then

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Bendy wendy

A vague term for anything bendy or somewhat bendy.

-Thats wild your a bendy wendy nathen.
-This carrots a bendy wendy.
-Ashley! Your penis is a bendy wendy.
-This pole is a bendy wendy.

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Pulling a Wendy

The act of spastically choking on just about anything, including: any type of food, air, one's own saliva, etc, that induces such a violent reaction the subject gags and sometimes vomits in their mouth a little.

Also, Pulling a Wendy can be an extremely clumsy person who often trips over their own feet or runs into glass doors and windows.

Mike: (While eating soft grapes) Somehow the skin of the grape lightly touches the back of his throat causing a violent gag that pops a blood vessel in the eye.

Jamie: "Oh god, he's Pulling a Wendy"

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Wendy Wang

Fat retard that told kids to hang themselves

WEndy wang, fat, mean, even more fat

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Wendy Whiskey

Tila Tequila's ugly sister.
Also used to insult girls. Usually used by dumb, ugly bitches on TV or internet that can't think of better comebacks but can also be used by guys.

Ex. 1:
Rob: Hey! That's Tila Tequila! But who's that drunk, fat, ugly bitch next to her?
Tim: That's her sister, Wendy Whiskey.

Ex. 2:
hxc_bxtchesz101: lolz, did u c dat ugly h03 at da muviesz???
emoxxxscene: L0LZ YA WAT A WENDY WHISKEY!!!
hxc_bxtchesz101: LOLZ!!!

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s

a phrase used to respond to unnecessary horniness; can be used to shut the OP, or original poster, down.

An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”

Chad: *tweets unnecessarily horny comment on a picture*
Michael: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

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