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A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.
I went to Door County with Matt, and had several Door County-gasms while there!
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When you go to the beach and have sex and there are kids kicking sand in your ho's pussy while your about to jizz.
Me- Im pissed at them kids
Friend- Why?
Me- they gave me and my ho a sand gasm.
Ho- theres still sand in my pussy and its been a week and i aint got my bread.
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A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
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When something you are creating in solid works gives you sexual pleasure.
marcus made teacup porn in solid works and then we all had a solid works gasm
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A finger-tap-gasm is the cumgasm a young guy has when he misses taking care of his morning wood at home, so he gets on the school-bus, takes a seat in back, and finger-taps his c-spot until he creams his jeans.
When I was in high-school, sometimes I'd miss my morning jack-off session and take care of my wood by giving myself a finger-tap-gasm!
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Pronounced: Meguh-CHiNUH-GAHSUM
One who is not chinesse, but looks chinesse and likes orgasmic jokes. Usually ultra lame and usually posess small, fake, padded, boobs. Also try to dress "scene" and cut their hair in really ugly chopped layered forms. They steal people's crushes. SO WATCH OUT!!!
Hey look at that pair of shoes! They are orgasmic! OMG I'm having a mega china-gasm
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the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
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