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someone who literally blocks a cock.
some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.
"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
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A person who unblocks you on their buddy list when you were blocked just to look at your profile, and possibly use something from it to put in theirs. Especially when they take something like "Jeanette BB4l" and forget to change the name.
stacey: OMG! lindsay unblocked me for a second and she took that quote from my profile!
Monica: She's a total blocker buddy! she did that to me last week.
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A cock Blocker is a person close to you or of just general aquaintence who prides him or herself in screwing up your chances of getting a sexy time with a girl you're trying to get with. He or she does this by saying wildly innappropriate things about you or your potential sex partener. Or by just making the situation awkward by doing something stupid to either or both people. This block's the boy's cock from getting in a girls's smock.
1."dude, did your friend just slap my ass?"
"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"
2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"
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A fag who blocks another fag from getting some.
Barry can be such an ass blocker at times.
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a person who truly stops at nothing to prevent another (usually a male) from getting any type of burn.
when sean saw that mahsul was getting too much burn he initiated the cock blocker 3000 (a.k.a Max) who then approched Mahsul and asked him for the hw... while he got it from his bag max began talking to the girl.... max then left with mahsuls hw, his girl, and his dignity.... the encounter ended with mahsul calling max a cock blocker.
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When assisting a customer at a retail store, getting your sale on, and the girlfriend comes and says, "you look gay." Your sale is gone. You've been cockblocked.
As soon as I got him to put on one of those $500 shirt, his girlfriend totally cock blocked me. What a bitch.
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a person who stops you getting close/hot/freaky/flat/sex with someone else; they always seem to turn up as things are about to get interesting.
jay: hi, Emily, whats up
Emily: come closer jay I'm cold
(jay puts arm around emily)
george walks up hi guys can I chill with you for a bit
jay: get lost you prone blocker
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