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A horny woman. The opposite of a heat-seeking missile: a horny man.
julie is hanging all over that guy. she is a missile-seeking heat tonight!
The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.
Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.
Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.
Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?
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HEAT missile: Stands for High Explosive Anti Tank. Can be used in Weapons such as an AT-4 Viper Antitank weapon, or can actually be used in a tank.
Often reffered to as just HE (High explosive)
THese rounds are designed to efficently disable the tank and peirce heavily armored vehicles
Commander: "Heavy Troop Crawlers spotted over the bridge. Load HEAT Rounds!"
Loader: "Roger! HE round coming up!"
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When you take mardi gras beads and wrap it around your dick..
The Mardi Gras Missile was the old school version of ribbed for her pleasure
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1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.
2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!
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Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf
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