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when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.
dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"
dude2: "eh.....4?"
dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"
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When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!
The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery
*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time
A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.
Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie