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goshen local schools

it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!

by i fucked your mother June 13, 2019

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Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020


local ski thot

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.

"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."

by Sordin July 10, 2017


Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020


owner of a local car

User of ubran dictionary

Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 17, 2022

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Your Local Fadila

That one person who always looking for peace and avoids conflicts. She often say "Hmmmm" and "Peace and Love 😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🦏🎶🥦❤️☮️"

"What is wrong with that person? And why she keeps saying 'Hmmmmm' a lot?"
"Yeah, and why she keeps saying 'Peace and Love' too like a hippie?"
"I think she's Your Local Fadila."

by across._the._universe_ January 30, 2021

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Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019