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pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.
"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"
"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."
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A person eats a bunch of sushi in hopes of getting mercury poisoning. Then when someone pisses them off the sushi-eater vomits all over their face, producing a sushi mask.
Your nasty snort makes me want to give you a sushi mask.
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When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.
Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.
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When a guy put his balls over a girls eyes, and has his penis hangs down over her nose. This move was invented at one of Robb B.'s most recent druken sausage party. He was attempting to T-bag his partner and his partner slipped on some KY and fell onto Robb's face. Hence giving him a Flight Mask.
Robb stated that he sometimes has a hard time breathing while wearing a Flight Mask.
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When you get sunburn on your face from working at or attending Keansburg Amusement Park/Runaway Rapids in Keansburg, NJ. Newbies to the park normally get them.
Person 1: "How was the boardwalk Keansburg?"
Person 2: "Not bad, but my face feels awful."
Person 1: "That's a Keansburg mask for ya', shoulda' brought sunblock."
Person 2: "I didn't think I'd get sunburn on the first day..."
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Prior to intercourse, the male trims or shaves his pubic hairs and keeps them. During sex, before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, and throws his pubic hairs at her. The hairs stick to the ejaculate, hence creating the image of a bear mask.
I bear masked your mother last night!! she spent the rest of the night picking hairs from her teeth.
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To give a chick "The Bane Mask" is to be bangin doggy style and without warning, pull the chick's underware over here head (resembling Bane's Mask) and promptly ask her in your best Bane voice...."Do you feel in control"?
Dude 1 - That chick got it last night
Dude 2 - oh ya?
Dude 1 - ya, I gave her the bane mask... She loved it
Dude 2 - Decent
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