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A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.
"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."
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When a girl (or willing partner) lays on his or her back, you take a dump on his or her chest, then suction a plunger over the crap on her chest, next take a chair with a hole in the seat, and place it over the handle of the plunger (leaving about four inches of handle sticking out of the seat. Lube the handle and slide it into your butthole, and while bouncing up and down, you masturbate, hoping to 'blow your load' onto the willing partner's face and neck.
Dude, my ass hurts so much from the plunger poundage to my asshole, as I did the Alaskan plunger to my girlfriend, but at least I blew my load on her face, and she licked it off.
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When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
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When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.
Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.
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A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.
My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.
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1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.
2. A pipeline located in Alaska
This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!
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The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.
Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"
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