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Three pronged assault

Another term for standing on a UK plug

Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell

by GD03UHK February 9, 2020


Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious August 4, 2008


electronic assault

When someone is unscrupulously and/or illegally assaulted on the internet and or social media; e.g. revenge porn or digital exploitation of illegally obtained images, audio, or writing.

After RedState's electronic assault on the Congresswoman using revenge porn from her estranged husband, they started promoting new candidates for her Congressional seat, with the expectation she would resign.

by mlhiss October 29, 2019


jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 7, 2015


M16 Assault Rifle

The M16 is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M16 is single-handedly the most rare gun in the game, only available through military areas, and a very small chance of it being in gun stores. This thing is a BEAST, the only gun having full auto in the game (Which means you need high aiming skill to manage this guns immense recoil..) Good fucking luck getting the mags, they're equally as rare or even rarer at times...they use 5.56mm (Obviously.) It can also use all the attachments in the game. It's great, and can only be detected from 70 tiles. The gun is evidently the most efficient of all to gun down hordes, but you'll definitely need level 7 or more on aiming to manage the recoil. (This was the last gun description, I hope you enjoyed them. :D I'll begin to describe the melee's, which will be exponentially more difficult! I hope you'll read those too.)

Timmy: "JIMMY I FOUND THE FUCKING M16 ASSAULT RIFLE."

Jimmy: "WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LUCKY?!"

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper

Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.

by ThyMemethOfGythavil April 1, 2019


national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

by kkdumdum April 7, 2021

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