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1. Noun:
A vagina belonging to a disgusting, old woman who hasn't had sex in years, therefore having a snatch that hasn't seen daylight like a dark, empty, never-ending bat cave.
"Damn, Elaine is such a bat snatch! I don't think she's gotten laid since 1973!"
" Who would wanna fuck that old bat snatch?"
"That bitch is so ugly, I'm sure nobody has ever touched that bat snatch"
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A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge
Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?
Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
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a long nap one takes in the middle of the afternoon, almost like a vampire sleeping during the daytime
mortal: "why didn't you answer my call. i called you at, like 3 o'clock."
bat napper: "i was taking a bat nap."
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a fat bat is abnormaly fat wiener. A weiner that ranges from 10-50 pounds.
John took off his pants, and his wife saw a fat bat
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The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.
However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.
Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"
If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!
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The withered and discoloured labia of an elderly woman.
Her old bat's wings fluttered around the root of my hampton while her dentures rattled with pleasure.
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Only the hottest of the hot ass. Only bats can have something so tasty.
Damn Bianca has on bat ass🍑😍🔥🔥
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