Bent Penis Syndrome

A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.

Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?

Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.

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bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

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Got me bent

Kind of saying wtf or I stand corrected

"Dude did you know there was a test today?"
"OMG...NO! School got me bent😩" messed up

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queer bent bastard

British slang used for homosexuals (used in queer cinema "Beautiful Thing")

you take it up the bum, queer bent bastard?

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kinda bent edge

Straight edge, only with a few slipups here and there. Sometimes abbreviated "KBE"

"Yeah, Tom's straight edge, but he gives in to pressure every once in a while. I guess that makes him kinda bent edge"

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bent whore object

Someone who gets fucked for fun and finds it funny to say that they can get sick anytime and or a pick me girl

Liberty is a bent whore object

hell bent bullshit

A nonsensical degree of bullshit that doesn't even apply in hell.

The Karen walked up to the car and started spewing all sorts of hell bent bullshit.