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A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
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A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.
Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays
This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!
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A nickname for William Shakespeare, which is way to long to say in casual conversation.
Felix: Did you read the Billy Shakes assignment for English last night?
Cornelius: Yeah, I liked the part where everyone died at the end.
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Annoying homeless chap given the asbo from Chatham highstreet. So called because he never fails to ask passers by for a quid. Now makes Rochester his homestead.
Billy The Quid : "Got a paaaaand mate?"
Member of the public : "No"
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Also known by his birthname, Michael Wayne Atha, but better known as Yelawolf. One of the top rappers in the hip hop game, known for his southern style (hometown is Gadsden, Alabama) with a quick delivery and an even quicker shredding of the egos of any who doubt his skills.
"I'm not really feelin that Yelawolf, man". "You're such a lame, Rufuss. Catfish Billy is what's up. I should pop tha trunk on your whole family, chump".
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to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)
Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.
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another word for the reproductive male organ, the penis which you can use to elevate your speech and add a more sophisticated vibe to it
she: have you seen his dick?
me: dick? oh you mean his billy bong. yeah, not so big...
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