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One of the best things a woman can give to a man.
She gave me a blowjob because she loves me.
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excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated
Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.
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When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.
It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.
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When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.
Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.
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A woman who sucks cock like a professional.
Man, that bitch is a blowjob artist.
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Tits that are big enough so that a guy can tit-fuck a girl and still get his penis into her mouth at the same time.
Did you see the pair of blowjob tits on that girl?
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When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.