Dookie Crumb

I honestly don’t know what it is but if you know somebody named Chris he got it

Chris got dookie crumb

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weed crumb

A particle in your belly button that one discovers to be a particle of marijuana.

What is that in my belly button? Oh! It is a weed crumb.

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fun crumbs

Potentially absorbed residual fun, excitement, entertainment, and acceptance obtained by being around a person or people who exhibit positive traits and do fun and exciting activities exceedingly more interesting than those activities you normally participate in...

a strange objectification of the noun "fun"...

Used in general: "i want a girlfriend that's more fun than me, so i can get sprinkled with fun crumbs and not sit online all night"

used as a rating or unit of measurement "~hot fun girl~ leaves a trail of fun crumbs.. i want her all to my lonely boring selfish self"

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Crumb of Coochie

A crumb of coochie is when you do not have full sexual intercourse with a girl. But you get kissing, making out, grinding, fingering, etc. but no penetration and ejaculation
Thus only a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: We didn’t have full sex last night sadly.
Dude 2: So you only got a crumb of coochie?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so.

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Body Crumb

Reminants of the body that flake off of you when you least expect it, including booger, hair, dandruff, and other crusty surprises.

"Don't get your body crumbs on my futon!"

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Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

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ass crumb

a really dumbass person. ie, an unemployed male that gets all the really good looking women.

Damn, look at that women...she is hot as fire...and with a fucken ass crumb.

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