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The second worst school in America. The students are dumb and the teachers don't know what they are teaching. The smartest senior in the school went to a community college the rest of his applications were turned down because he was dumb. The school feeds trash to its students. Just the second worst school in America.
Student 1: "Hey you go to Manchester High School (manchester ct)?
Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"
Although the name suggests it, this place isn’t actually a school, the “students” are actually slaves to the government, they see the birds charging, they see what’s inside Area 51,they see me rollin
If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”
Boy 1: “today at east hampton high school ct only 3 kids died of a drug overdose, making progress!”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”
The capital of the county
where the kids are stupid
where they eat shit
also there’s hella lot of wanna be gangsters
Are you from Windham, CT ?
the most boring town in all of connecticut. lots of cows and fields.
“where do you live?”
“i live in roxbury CT”
“where is that?”
“litchfield county. it’s tiny as hell and is just full of tons of farms”
A town that you’ve probably never heard of with the biggest pussies in CT. If you’re from CT and someone tells you they’re from Griswold, Run far far away. There’s a reason no one’s heard of Griswold.
Person 1: You ever been to Griswold, CT?
Person 2: Where?
Owned of the gaff.
Morning After Pill Trapper
"Hey, do you know Unknown CT" - No Name
"Of course, he's the gaffer and big bo$$ trapper" - OG CEO'$ User
It’s almost impossible to accurately define what a CT Girl is because they themselves don’t know what they are.
CT Girls will start out as one of 3 things:
1. Alt-Goth Girl
2. A “Hood” Girl
3. Country Girl
Gradually over time, usually depending on who they’re fucking with. They could switch to either of the 3 things at any given time. Sometimes without warning.
I watched a girl I went to High-school with go through all 3 stages within a matter of 5 years. Started out as a “hood girl,” then dropped out of highschool and got a bunch of tattoos as the “Alt-Goth” Girl look, then around 6 months ago, started dating a country boy and now she owns a Dodge Dakota.
If you want a good quality girl, one that’s loyal and not bipolar, please for the love of god, date out of CT. Trust me you will be much happier.
Person 1: Why won’t you date a CT Girl?
Person 2: I’m already dating a Texas Girl.