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Care Fairy

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

by MissHunty April 07, 2007


Who Cares

A dismissive and appropriate response to criticism leveled by some cog who thinks she is way more important than 7.6 billion others believe, but in reality few care about her "important" pronouncements.

SAG: The Screen Actors Guild will convene a hearing to consider revoking your membership.
Trump: Who cares!

by South of the Border February 11, 2021


Take care

A term often used as a closing line in official government emails, but misunderstood by the guy at the depot as a definish dans dat Urban Dictionary. I guess this definition fulfills their belief. Damn, you gots me!

"guy, Im really looking forward to the definish of takes care in urbandictionary.com!"

by The guy sleeping in the clean room December 06, 2004


who cares

The pussy version of "Who gives a fuck."

Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"

Guy 2: "Who cares?"

Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"

by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006


care about

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)

by dracula June 26, 2004


care bear

A player in any MMO/MMORPG who has a habit of treating opposing players friendly and helping them rather than conquering/prevailing.

"Look at Charles helping that Tauren over there rather than killing it. He's such a care bear."

by Stiffwippy April 25, 2007


Obama care

drugs you up with allot to were you can not feel pain

Obama care=does not care

by turtle_pro March 06, 2015