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The ultimate trap for Yankees that want to live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There are very few locals living there. It is also filled with very pretty women (and extremely ugly ones.) There are loads of retirees, and there is a crap ton of violence.
It is a constantly developing community, and is currently under the eye for becoming its own city (it is, as of now, part of The City of Myrtle Beach). Which probably won't happen any time soon.
The school-agers in this area attend the Carolina Forest Highschool, Carolina Forest Elementary, Ocean Bay Elementary, Ocean Bay Middle, and soon to be River Oaks Elementary. (There are a lot of people.)
It isn't recommended that you move here; the school systems are shitty and there are so many people here. However, if you do, there are benefits. You get to live in the 'burbs, you have loads of city-type things near you (restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, schools, dry cleaning services, car dealerships, and loads of other stuff.
In addition to the numerous amounts of Yankees and other people, there are a lot of College-Level students that rent houses in Carolina Forest, most often with other people, instead of living in a dorm room. These students usually go to either Coastal Carolina University, or Horry Georgetown Technical College.
Yo, I went down to Myrtle Beach for Spring Break, and I saw all these 'burbs in Carolina Forest!
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a living hell i’ve been here for 12 years help me
me: i hate north Carolina
mom: i agree
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Where you can marry your cousin. Just not your gay cousin.
North Carolina is a state where many (sometimes really weird) kinds of marriage are allowed, but a gay marriage impossible.
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a sexual fetish which involves, 2 men, one woman, fecal matter, and ejaculation. the maneuver goes as follows, the woman is blowing two men and prior to ejaculation one male turns around and drops a deuce directly into the mouth of the woman followed by blowing his load into her mouth, simultaneously the other male busts his nut into the mouth of the woman and immediately turns around to unleash his deamon into the mouth of the woman. the two men then force the woman to eat the tasty compilation or shit and jizz. once performed the large amount of cum and shit is similar to that of an oreo cakester and originated in the state of north carolina
champ and i gave this bitch a sweet carolina cakester last night.
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Good state:
Lots to do. Best waves on the right coast. Best music scene south of NY, east of Omaha and north of Gainesville. Fun cities, relaxing countryside. Great schools. Tons of laid back people who are open minded and fun to be around.
Bad State: Ignorant racists. No public transportation. Hog shit filled rivers. Too many far right churches. Terrible snowboarding. Redneck ass basketball fans who didn't attend their school of choice (that goes for us Dukies too).
North Carolina, pretty much like everywhere else.
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A state in the United States of America where bad things go to happen.
The Civil War took place mainly in South Carolina
Jordan Lee Cipriano lives in South Carolina
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The best state in the world. Unfortunately the only city with anything worth seeing is Columbia, the capital. Hilton Head is nice too, but Greenville especially is full of stupid rednecks. Cameran from the Real World San Diego is from Anderson, and although she is slightly a redneck, she is hot!
Wow, I really would like to go to South Carolina, but I am scared that some crazy mountain redneck people from Greenville will run down from the hills and attack me, so I probably will just stay home.
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