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the eastside of hollywood filled with guns, ghettos, hoes, and drugs.
he was raised in east hollywood
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This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.
I'm going to wear my Windows XP polo shirt this bis cas fri.
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San Ramon- Located about 35 miles East of San Farancisco in the San Ramon Valley. San Ramon is mostly white compared to other posts on here, but is growning increasingly with minorities. The average income in SR is about $105,000 a year. The average house in SR costs about 750,000.
You can expect too see Benz's Bimmer's, Denali's on dubs with hot ass moms driving them. On the weeknds you will expect to see the exotic cars out for a sunday drive, and my favorite, the show quality muscle cars.
California High School is the local high school for San Ramon and is regarded by neighboring high schools (San Ramon Valley High, Monte Vista High)as the Getto. Cuz the million dollar houses in San Ramon are more getto than the million dollar homes in Danville...riiight
Kids in San Ramon struggle to find things to do, there is the skate park which was so middle school, then there is IN and Out Burger which San Ramon kids wish they could claim, but the real spot is late night Nation's.
People in San Ramon typically vote Republican, rightfully so. Who wants to pay for someone else to slacks off while they work hard for what they have.
The best place for a high school reunion is El Balazo. Its cool a couple times then you start remembering why you didnt like them in High school.
San Ramon is a great place to raise a family with little to no crime.
Ps. the cops are always on the hunt
San Ramon, CA"
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A rural community in central California. The number 1 industry is raising pheasants for gourmet restaurants, the Department of Conservation, and bird collectors.
The Pleasant Valley, CA High School football team is called the Pheasant Pluckers. The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is...(sung very loud and fast)
"I'm a Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker...
(3 times in a row)
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Home of Big Frank the Tank, Hardcore beer drinker.
La Puente, Ca. is where real men live.
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A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Let's go to Newberry Springs, CA!
...where?
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