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A conservative anarchist is a magical fictional creature that doesnt exist because it would rip a hole in the universe due to the paradoxial nature of it. Thats not to say anarchists are liberals, but they certainly are not conservatives.
Vampires are like Conservative Anarchists, they dont exist.
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Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.
Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!
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To be Hyper Conservative means to be soo conservative that they are out of touch with reality.
To put your own beliefs before what is best for the People.
Individuals who are Hyper Conservative: Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, George Bush, other rich, white, politicians.
Organizations that are Hyper Conservative: The KKK, the Westboro bapist church, The Heritage foundation
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A (usually atheist) individual that is deeply opposed to conservative institutions, values and viewpoints to the point that their opposition to conservatism is more powerful than their support of liberalism, socialism or whatever centrist, leftist or anti-authoritarian view they may otherwise identify most readily with.
In the 2006 Canadian election, a strong anti-conservative consensus threatened to bring about a level of solidarity between the otherwise antagonistic Liberal, NDP, Green and Bloc Quebecois parties.
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Elite (conservative) is an association of popular high school students that drive American SUV's, live in expensive houses with sod lawns, surf but are not considered surfers, their family income exceeds $150,000, they use their parents money, they won't have a job during school but they will be doctors, lawyers, or brokers, they wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Fitch, Vans, Hollister, Dickies, they get drunk but never stoned, listen to rap music, think they are gansta when they are really not, they are involved in school clubs and organizations, they are smart and do very well in academics but speak ebonics when they are not in school, they usually play a sport, they are white, or should I say,... wanna be wiggers, and they tend to support Bush even though they know nothing about politics. Basically they are preppy, rich, white kids. Their cousin is the Elite (liberal).
Elite (conservative) convo.
Nick: After the water polo game wanna go to Jenna's party?
Ryan: Hell's yeah man. Everyone at that club is gonna get tipsy. You got a ride G'?
Nick: Yep, we're gonna be pimpin' in my Ford Explorer.
(Later at the party)
Jenna: Hey sexy Ryan! You look gangsta tonight! Did you bring your 50 cent CD?
Ryan: Fo' sho'.
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A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality they are primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few or more issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative core ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. They are a very self contradicted group of individuals.
A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However, in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those stated positions and ideals. They are also more often than not blindly pro-war, under any situation and circumstance.
A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...
George H.W. Bush
George W. Bush
Dick Chaney
Mitt Romney
Rich Santorum
Newt Gingrich
Michele Bachmann
Sean Hannity
Mark Levin
Bill O'Reilly
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A true Punk Rocker.
One who knows that Republicans and Libertarians stand for a smaller Government, i.e. Minarchy or Ararchy which mean little or no Government, and letting people live how THEY want to. Which has always been what Punk has stood for.
And knows that the Democrats stand for a bigger Government, i.e. Socialism and Communism which mean that the Government will control everything and make you LIVE LIKE THEY WANT YOU TO. Which has always been what Punk is against.
liberal punk: To hell with Republicans and Libertarians! They are everything we stand against! Go Obama!
conservative punk: Uh dude, you know that Democrats, Socialists and Communists stand for a bigger Government which will make us live how they WANT us to right? Thats why I didn't vote for him, I'm for what Punk TRUELY stands for: freedom and individuality.
liberal punk: Your right, I'm such a poser...
conservative punk: Yeah, you are. But don't feel bad, you can still change.
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