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People who are supposed to self isolate after being exposed to COVID 19, but don’t
This lady just came back from the Uk which is riddled with Coronavirus and now she’s walking down the street. She is supposed to be in isolation, what a Corona Cunt
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Stay away from those corona niggers before you get corona virus.
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When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Ms. Corona, the present “queen of the viruses,” to roam the earth in inflicting pain and suffering to seven billion-odd people, and in some cases to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, white or black, or rich and poor.
Although God could end the coronavirus pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation or negotiation between Christ and Corona, or between Christ and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons.
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A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
I gave Ben a Corona-gasm, so now he owes me one!
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An angle that is approximately 19 degrees, such as the external angle of a regular 19-sided polygon.
During this pandemic crisis, math teachers have been told to avoid setting geometry questions whose answers are a corona angle—that “deadly” acute angle that looks cute on the surface.
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When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)
I would have fucked her but I had corona boner.
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An award, much like the Oscars, for remarkable or rather unthinkable behavior at an organized party or event. In order to be considered for this award one must have demonstrated exceptional ability in disrupting the normal festivities. A lack of beer contribution is certainly reason for nomination. Also consummation substitution of beer (bringin' cans and drinking bottles) can be accepted.
After 5 years of winning the Golden Corona award, a recipient may choose to make a rule. Kinda like quarters!
Bob: Yo, who do you think should win the GC this year.
Another Bob: Sheeet... Willy, hands down! He drank all my Amstel Lights!
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