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In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.
Did you see the ejector crab? He flew out of the boat and his chest is dark purple.
Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.
The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !
Crabs located in the anal area.
Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.
A person whose eyes are spread to far apart
Mr. Jones has crab face.
When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads
Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS
🦀 A sex position where the woman is first walks like a crab on the bed (belly thrust in the air upward toward the ceiling, walking inverted on hands and legs). After choosing the end point of the walk she balances on her head and uses her hands to pinch at the air in an attempt to catch kimchi being thrown at he by her partner. Spattered with kimchi juice she is then ravaged while still balanced on her head. This continues until orgasm -or- passing out, whichever comes first.
AKA - “the position that makes your neck hurt real bad in the morning”.
Kayleigh, why is your head tilted? You’ve been doing it all day.
I did the Korean Crab last night and damnit my neck hurts!
A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.
I banged Shelly last night. No way dude. You better get to the doctor now. She’s a crab bag. Shit!