When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.
Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.
"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"
When you kill three disabled people.
Did you hear about that school shooting.
I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill
A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.
A person with only one arm and no legs.
Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.
October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.
Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!
Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself