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One of the most extreme forms of depression. It gives you extreme anorexia and immobilizes you so you’re stuck crying forever
Muse A: dude, remember when PETA killed that Chihuahua
Muse B: yeah, Cynthia became lethargic and got extremely crippling depression
danica stansell
man that danica is the definition of crippling depression
The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome
is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan
a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off
(Friend 1)"bro your a fucking cripple basket."
(Friend 2)"no im not. Epstien killed himself!"
Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.
Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull