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When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.
I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!
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When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"
He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.
Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.
I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.
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While taking part in anal sex one individual must first acquire poopy dick. Once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned penis. After drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the anal sex then proceeds to suck the dried poopy dick until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile ejaculation has transpired.
"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."
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To poop, as in go to the bathroom.
I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.
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This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
The pussy crunch slam and bounce
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What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.
John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.
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When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.
I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.
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