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When you personally narrate your personal narrative while personally narrating how you personally narrated your first personal narrative
Yesterday I played Elite: Dangerous and personally narrated all of my personal narrative about personally narrating personal narrative
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A place or time where things purposely or inadvertently become extremely dangerous.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
"Woah, we were just sitting there in the livingroom when a sink-hole opened up underneath our house. That was a one way ticket to Danger Country!"
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n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
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When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!
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Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
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1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong
Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.
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to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!
shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
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