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douche

Used in ghetto or gangster english to replace the common form "does she".

All I wanna know is, douche wanna have sex with me?

by TP August 30, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche

1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez..

2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.

1. Girl: You want me to what?
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.

2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.

by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.

Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

by Boppity November 21, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche

insult/compliment; someone that has accomplished something amazing. sometimes used during a moment of jealousy.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the back flip John did in the gymnasium?

Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing!!!!

Guy 1: I know right!?!?! He is such a douche!

by CapoNaples March 22, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche

A Method of cleansing files and folders on a computer or within an email application.

My email was getting out of control so I just had to douche it out.

by soshaughnessy February 25, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche

One who is a douche.

A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Nam Nguyen, is a douche because he acts like a douche.

Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.

by Hate Douches. May 27, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche

verb: to douche
That is, the act of douching someone - with a douche

Imma douche yo mom

by Kondizzlet the third July 12, 2008

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