Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.
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When you unintentionally release a less than solid, but still lumpy, bowel movement in an unexpected or a non-ideal location.
I don't think I will be invited back to that hot yoga studio after dropping sliders in the warrior pose.
A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.
I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.
The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
when a guy cums inside a woman and over the next few hours it comes out of her and usually has a pugent odour
"I hate having sex without a condom, I hate jizz drop!"
A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.
"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."
"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."
Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.