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the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)
Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.
A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.
Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.
An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.
Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper
No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe
When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart
"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."