A 17 year old male, who is single, but can get any single women, his hobbies are drawing, playing games, listening to music, and being nice and caring to others. He has a strong sense of humor, which can lure any women into his awesomeness, in which they will fall for instantly. A bit on the clingy side when it comes to relationships, but once in a relationship, he can be the best boyfriend that any girl has decided to date.
tall handsome single funny best boyfriend you will ever date Dylan Earl Evans
When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality
Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.
The greatest Chief Justice in the history of the Supreme Court. Presided during the Civil Rights era of the 1960s and helped facilitate the rise of the liberal society of America today. He expanded protections for criminal defendants, strengthened voting rights, and of course engineered Brown v. Board. A true American hero.
Earl Warren is beloved by the left and hated by the right for his judicial philosophy.
The greatest Chief Justice in the history of the Supreme Court. Presided during the Civil Rights era of the 1960s and helped facilitate the rise of the liberal society of America today. He expanded protections for criminal defendants, strengthened voting rights, and of course engineered Brown v. Board. A true American hero.
Earl Warren is beloved by the left and hated by the right for his judicial philosophy.
Founder of Earworm. All around cool dude. Once thought deceased. Currently lives with his girlfriend Osh.
Ryan: Earl Wormberg fired us!
Brian: Oh nooo. Want some Hut dogs?
When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance
Oh u didn’t get a dirty soggy Earl did u