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Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers
Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender
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When someone kicks a man in the balls, from behind.
Eric was being an asshole, so when he was walking away from me, I gave him an english hook.
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In a movie where the Japanese has been replaced with English.The actors lips don't match the words you hear.Derived from classic Godzilla movies,can now be found in Anime or Japanese horror movies.
The movie was in Godzilla English , but we still watched it.
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Synonym for gay. Only gay people take AP english, and therefore, AP english can be swapped out for the word "gay." It is a 100% known fact that if you take the class known as AP english, you are homosexual. Just saying.
"Dude that is so AP english." = "Dude that is so gay"
"Dude you take AP english? You're gay!"
"AP english is actually the gayest thing in the entire world."
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So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)
For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.
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to speak with nothing but hood slang.
My boy tyrell uses so much hood english when he is drunk i cant understand what the fuck he is saying.
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