ex box

A box that contains the saved items of past girlfriends, i.e cards or anything they have given you that reminds you of them with the intent of going through it at later date to remember them.

Dude my girlfriend found my ex box in my closet; needless to say her stuff is now in it

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iPhone "Ex"

A name used by a common breed of people (usually categorized as noobs) to refer to iPhone X, as they don't care to know that it's pronounced as iPhone "Ten".

Noob :- I asked my dad to get me a new phone!

Me :- Awesome! Which one?!

Noob :- Nothing else other than the iPhone "Ex"!

Me :- (rolling my eyes) Good luck getting your new iPhone "Ex"

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ex with benefits

when a girl /boy break up , but remain practicing getting physical together ! !!

for example

jade: " Hey shannon what are you still doing making out with george ?! , i thought you guys just broke up !!!"

shannon" yea we did , he's my ex with benefits , now!!"

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Fed-Ex

Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.

I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.

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ex fag

An ex fag is a self-hating celibate homosexual that believes that homosexuality is a disorder (usually in a religious context).

After going to his old church he realized he was an ex fag.

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tipp-ex

Correction fluid. Used to correct mistakes. Worth a sniff if its still drying.

I sniffed tipp-ex and got high.

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Ex-girlwife

"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.

G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."