surely you jest!

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

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just to be sure it's Westinghouse

Means the same as the phrase, "just to be sure"; the "it's Westinghouse" part originated from television commercials for Westinghouse Electric in the 1950s, who's catchphrase was, "You can be sure, if it's Westinghouse".

{Craig}: Hey Paul, did you remember to charge your wheelchair today?
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.

Sure, at the meth lab.

When someone says something completely weird or absurd you must quickly respond with the phrase "Sure, at the meth lab" like he/she was high on crystal meth when this happened.

Girl: Last night I had a dream where I rode a pink dragonfly.
Boy: Sure, at the meth lab.

As Sure As Sunday Morning

To be Extremely sure about something.

A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning

Al B. Sure!

1.) Light skin curly hair African American male as mentioned in more than 100 hip hop songs.

2.) 1980s-90s "fly guy" style of acid washed jean suit, popped collar, patent leather shoes, and turtleneck sweater.

3.) Tall slim black male with fair skin and chiseled chin with a clearly defined prominent eyebrow line dubbed "unibrow" first used in 1988 as directly referenced in multiple freestyle renditions by such artists as Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Wale.

Al B Sure ni**a with the hair all wavy, hit lake shore girls go all crazy. (Drive Slow by GLC, Kanye West and Paul Wall)

Well known in the zone and I'm still homegrown Like Al be Sure, shit I'm on my own. (Appreciation by Snoop Dogg and 213)

Foul style galore, verbal cow manure, Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure! (Greg by Eminem)

im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

chuck-norris-sure

used when one is completely sure about something

A: what time does the bus leave?
B: At 5:25
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: Are yo chuck-norris-sure?
B: Yes