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A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.
His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.
Often associated with a boy called Jayden who wears really thick glasses
Oi you seen double glazing?
Who? Jayden?
Yeah!
The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.
Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.
Someone who sleeps around such as a woman who has had sex with many guys.
You don't wanna mess with her. She's a glazed basket.
The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
The act of having sex with a woman or man who has a bad spray tan where the spray tan, in all the activity, rubs off on your partner and "glazing" him/her.
Man: Excuse me sir but I couldn't help but notice your uneven spray tan..
Guy: Oh me? Why thank you, but its not a spray tan, it's just a honey glaze!
Man: Oh goodness, I remember my first honey glaze, sorry, have a nice day!
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