Random
Source Code
Random
When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.
Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?
Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)
Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?
6👍 2👎
A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
6👍 2👎
a racist term for a black person
look at how black that blue gum is.
6👍 3👎
Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
9👍 6👎
When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.
Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.
The final stages of a Slim Jim.
Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.
The PG rated version of cum gutters
Man 1: I’m doing a lot of ab exercises so eventually I can develop my gum cutters.
Man 2: Don’t you mean cum gutters?
Man 1: Watch your mouth!