pound the hamburg

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.

"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."

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hamburger helper

the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper

" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."

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sacred hamburger

The result of systematically shredding a icon or other figure considered immune to criticism; references 'sacred cow'.

"Sacred hamburger: the role of our heroes in the decline of the newspaper comics page" -- websnark.com

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moldy hamburger

fucking older womens' ass. Especially saggy ass.

i like to do some moldyhamburger action on that bitch

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hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

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Pulling a Hamburg

Any move that defies the laws of gravity, physics or logic while driving a car. Derived from the insane drivers on Hamburg Turnpike in Wayne, NJ. This act can be performed on or off Hamburg Turnpike

Yo bro..cutting off that guy with less than 1 foot of passing room was soooo dick. You totally just Pulled a Hamburg.

Watch me shoot this gap, im about to be pulling a hamburg

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Flamin' Hamburgers

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.

FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

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