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When you're almost going to say go to hell to somebody (usually a hot but bitchy girl) , but a split second before, you have a thought that says 'hey, if you say go to hell, you're definetely not going to get laid and it's just because you said go to hell.' So instead you say " Go to heaven!!"
A hot girl says the only way you're getting some is if you watch a shitty movie with her tonight. In response you say... ".... Go to Heaven!!!"
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The black parade is a place where some emos (particularly MCR fans) believe they go when they die. From the song "Welcome to the black parade" by MCR. The black parade is emo heaven.
Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join The Black Parade.
^emo heaven
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A book published in 1926, written by Carl Van Vechten, about life during the Harlem Renaissance. The book includes passages written by Langston Hughes for it.
I read 'Nigger Heaven' and it was an o.k. book, I guess.
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Mother: Did you learn more life lessons on 7th Heaven today, Timmy?
Timmy: Sorry, couldn't get past the horrible acting. But I did learn how to make the quirky faces that the actors use to reflect the serious yet light-hearted situations of the show.
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would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven, will you be the same, if I saw you in heaven.
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That's when you get ur fav cake or the booty you've been craving for weeks
I went out with this fine ass girl last night, we went back to my hotel room and OOOOOH she was like a slice of heaven
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Same as "What the hell?", just with different/opposite last word "heaven" for christians/people that don´t like saying "hell"
"Boooooooooooom"
you: "What the heaven was that ?!"
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