Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

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Helmet Chedder

The build up of a white, cheese-like substance under your bell end. Often suffered towards the end of a rock festival weekend.

'There was no way I was trying to pull on Sunday night, not with my helmet chedder.'

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brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

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cheesey helmet

same as nobcheese but less rude

man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine

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emo helmet

it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.

Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!

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meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

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Face helmet

When a woman's face is saturated with semen and she allows it to set and become solid.

Dude, I picked up last night and came all over this chicks face while she was sleeping, the best thing was she didn't wake up so in the morning she had an awesome face helmet going on.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and i punched her square in the face, luckily she was wearing a face helmet i had prepared earlier.

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