The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.
A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"
Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.
Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!
An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.
"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.
Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?
after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
I gave your mother wet high five last night.
I feel no remorse.
Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.
Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.