hockey player

obivously the hottest type of athlete.

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!

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Devil's Hockey

Playing hockey by just using defense. This takes a fast-paced and exciting sport and turning it into the equivalent on watching a molasses race. Why try offense when you can win a game 1-0 on a lucky shot? You can also settle for a 0-0 tie!

This is named because of the style of defensive hockey the New Jersey Devils played in the 1990s and early 2000s.

When they started playing Devil's Hockey, the other team gave up out of boredom.

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Hockey girl

A hockey girl is the hottest type of girl athlete that is super hot and makes every guy fall for her

Guy: wow ur hot do u play hockey?
Girl:u bet and I know if hot thanks I’m a hockey girl

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hockey players

Those who play the sport of hockey.

Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

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Hockey-Awesome

An adjective describing something so fucking incredible that no other combination of words do it justice.

Jason, your new boots are awesome. No, they're HOCKEY-AWESOME!

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Hockey Tape

The Canadian Duct tape. When it takes hold its a bitch to take off

I put hockey tape on my binder...now its gonna be a bitch to take off

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cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

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