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A hooker face is a girl that tries to steal or amourize another girl’s guy. She is a socialite that shows up at events, parties and bars and attaches herself to the most eligible, attractive, interesting guy in the room. A hooker face will intentionally go after a man that you are interested in. A hooker face will play nice to your face and talk about you behind your back. She will pretend that she’s never met you, even after you have met several times and many of the circles you travel in overlap. A hooker face will kiss your guy when you leave to go to the bathroom. A hooker face isn’t beautiful… neither is she ugly. She is well dressed and can masquerade as attractive because she is always well groomed. Traveling with her is always at least one sidekick that will puff her up, support her, her activities and unsolicited snarky comments. A hooker face is looking for a husband, preferably one with money that will support her. A hooker face is jealous and has a deep rooted insecurity that can only be fed by cutting other women down and preying on drunken, unsuspecting men that can’t help themselves when something is so obviously splayed in front of them without any opposition. A hooker face is like a piece of crap wrapped up in a shiny penny. Buyer beware.
"Look who is over there talking to him... OMG... it's hooker face. Seriously, why does she go after every guy I like".
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the liquids that result after any unexplainable hooker-like event.
Alex got hooker spit all over when he fell out the window.
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Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.
Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.
Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker
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A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.
"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."
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A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker
I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.
Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!
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Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
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A woman, usually very hot (but not always), who will essentially trade sex for gifts, some form of help/assistance or in order to social climb. These are the women who expect to be (well) taken care of by wealthy men (because they think they are worth it) - women who hang around VIP sections at clubs, etc. They aren't on the clock like a hooker and they aren't directly paid like a hooker, but they don't spread their legs or give you the time of day unless they are getting something or they think you will get something from you....thus making them halfway hookers.
That halfway hooker I met at in the VIP section of the club was expensive - I had to take her shopping, out to dinner a few times and away for a weekend just to get her into bed!
That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!
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