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A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
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Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.
Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)
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kinda loopy but in a democratic horse race for the White House he woulda "placed" while Joe Liberman would "win" and John Kerry would only "show" Well, in an ideal world anyhow. (At least for liberals)
I'm glad W won because I'd rather not witness the continued degradation of human dignity across the globe in exchange for United Nations (food for oil)profits that benefit terrorists. also, our planet is NOT about to burn up because of that stupid kyoto treaty. Finally I'm tired of terrorists assasinating women and children in their sleep and killing innocent citizens for their fanatical beliefs that fly in the face of freedom. God Bless America.
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Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.
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Someone whose name is Howard and happens to be gay.
OMG HP is so gay!!11!! I'm gonna call him Gay Howard. He even said he was emo.
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crazy mofo...has real charisma...better candidate than kerry or bush...should've been the democratic candidate....we would've won
"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!"
-- Democratic hopeful Howard Dean addressing supporters after the Iowa causcuses on Jan. 19, 2004.
(AP/Paul Sancya)
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A cunt. Specifically an unfunny boss-eyed, pointy toothed cunt of a supposed comedian fancied by desperate ugly young girls and elderly women with twats drier than the Sahara.
Bob: Driving to work this morning and some Russell Howard went into the back of me.
Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?
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