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April 6 is national eat food day, the birthday of many crazy monkey’s and they are pretty low key about it
April 6 is the best day ever
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National-stay-in-bed-day
15th April is National-stay-in-bed-day where we get to sleep all day without being called lazy
national cuddle day
cuddle someone
person: im lonely
person 2: its april 27
they then cuddle
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April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit
Hey dipshit it’s april 17, so shut the fuck up
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To most people, April 21 is National Tea Day, but to intellectuals it’s National Yeet Your Friend Day. For some days, you can only yeet your shortest friends, but on this day your shortest friends can yeet back.
“It’s April 21!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s yeeting time”
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National shut the fuck up day ⁉️
You can tell anyone to respectfully shut the fuck up
Maybe you have some annoying ass trumpies trying to tel you something you can tell them to respectfully stfu since it’s April 12 ; “trump is still our president the votes are rigged!!😡”
“Literally respectfully shut the fuck up 😐”
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April 26 is national flirting day, flirt with anyone you see, your friend your crush or your damn dog. If you flirt on April 26 you will have good luck for the rest of the day.
Guy 1: Hey, how are you? ;) hope you know it’s April 26 ;)))
Girl 1: hey, ;)))) and yep, I know what day it is ;)
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