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Jerking in to low quality milf porn
Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.
The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.
Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!
Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.
“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”
Another word for a erect penis
Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.
"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."
When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?