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An admonishment to a guy regarding his sounding very much like a woman (or a gay, the scenario and voice fluctuation are eerily similar).
Dude 1: Dude, how many times are you going to ball up the wet dish rag? I've told you countless times that turns it into a germ factory!
Dude 2: Chill, Jill.
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Netflix and chill, but instead of watching it with someone you jerk off
"I'm going to Netflix and Jill over that movie later"
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A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.
-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
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1- A person you consider your friend, but not your most favorite person.
2- secondary bestfriend.
"I was at the mall the other day and saw my bff jill. i was dreding every second of that hideous conversation."
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1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.
2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades
Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.
Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.
Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.
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I'm sick of reading these incoherent definitions of JOJ, so I'll put in an accurate one. They're not metal or goth rock, and anyone who says they're either obviously knows nothing about either genre. Though Jessicka does scream, they're simply a rock band of mainly girls. They broke up in 2000 (not 2000) due to conflict between Jessicka and Robin because Robin thought she wasn't getting enough credit for JOJ.
Marilyn Manson convinced her to change the name from Jack In Jill to Jack Off Jill, and he didn't persuade her while she was drunk OR in bed...It was simply through a hallucinating contest. Anyway, they've had a total of 12 members in the band, including Daisy from Manson's group.
Since the band broke up, Jessicka has started a new band called Scarling., which is quite different and always ends in a ".".
Glad we've cleared all that up.
Jack Off Jill rules.
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To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.
Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."
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