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Kirby goes by many different names, but most know them as a cool person that plays video games exclusively. Kirby also is a cute pink living thing that is one of the most popular Nintendo video games of all time.
Ex:
Kirby Kennedy was on discord today
The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.
Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there
Person 2: run while you still can
If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.
Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture
When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.
I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
Aka tickleshitz
Kirby Gorzell was known as tickleshits in grammar school